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Butt Talks
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Your Poop Talks.
Time To Listen.

Simply snap a photo of your poop! Our AI analyzes it, helping you learn unique insight into your overall gut and butt health.

Free to start! · $9.99/mo for unlimited analysis

Everyone Tracks Their Steps, Sleep, Heart Rate — But Poop Can Tell You Your Full Health Story!

Everyone is flushing the single most important health signal your body produces every single day!

Your gut has been filing a daily report this whole time, it’s time to read it.

How Our App Works

The Butt Talks logging screen with the camera open

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Snap it

Take a photo of your poop. No forms, no slides, no BS.

Butty's analysis screen explaining a Bristol type 7 result

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Nurse Wong's Analysis

Nurse Wong's AI Analysis classifies your poop on the Bristol stool chart. Giving you key insights on your overall poop health - simple and straightforward.

Butty, the Butt Talks mascot, tilting his head with a question mark, deep in thought
A 28-day logging streak displayed on the profile screen

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Keep The Streak

Consistency is the name of the game, by continuing taking photos of your poop each time, Nurse Wong's AI analysis will begin to provide further insight on your overall butt and poop health.

A trends chart showing Bristol types over six weeks

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Pattern Insights

One bad poop doesn't mean you're unhealthy. Six weeks of poop insights bring together an overall map of your poop and gut health. Take back your poop health, take back your life.

The rankings screen, showing the badges earned for logging

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Talk To Nurse Wong

With consistent data on your poop, book a call with Nurse Wong to better understand how we can help. We can create a Butt Health Makeover specific for you.

Free To Start

We want to solve the world’s pooping problems, one butt at a time. Start for free, if you find value, pay to support Butt Talks — No paywall surprises.

Free

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See what your poop has been telling you all along.

  • · Take photos of your poop
  • · Bristol stool chart analysis
  • · Basic streaks & tracking
  • · Discord community: download the app and grab the invite link inside it

Butt Talks Plus

$9.99/mo

Today is the day — take back your poop health.

  • · Unlimited AI analysis of your poop
  • · Full poop history and trends analysis
  • · Butty's daily analysis on your gut
  • · Export your findings to your doctor

Nurse Wong 1-on-1

$49.99/20 minutes

Talk to Nurse Wong directly about your health.

  • · A 20-minute private video session
  • · Your poop logs reviewed
  • · A personalized butt health makeover plan

A Message From Nurse Wong

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Meet Nurse Wong From Butt Talks

Nurse Wong RN BSN has been a nurse for over 40 years, with over 20 years of experience in pelvic floor problems, helping patients diagnosed with conditions affecting the anus and rectum. She is co-author of The Power of Pooping: A Cheeky Diet and Lifestyle Guide to End Constipation and Transform Your Health, with Susan Wong and John Rietcheck.

Here at Butt Talks, our goal is to solve the world’s pooping problems by demystifying the taboo through education and open discussion. To learn more, grab your free Poop Guide below.

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Nurse Wong, RN BSN, co-author of The Power of Pooping

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People Who Joined The Butt Talks Community

Nurse Wong has been the absolute light in my darkness when it came to solving my butt health. She taught me everything I needed to know to solve my pooping problems while making me feel comfortable about sharing what was going on. Thanks!
JackieI love it.
Butt Talks & Nurse Wong are the best! If you want to learn about how to solve your poop health problems. She is the person for you. I would highly recommend.
LanceFantastic!
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You. I had no one to talk to about my butt problems and was too embarrassed to tell my family. Nurse Wong was able to not only resolve all my health problems. She taught me it was ok and I am not the only one suffering from this.
MaryHighly recommended.
I had been quietly googling this at two in the morning for about four years. Twenty minutes in the app and I had a word for what was going on and something to actually try that was not just drink more water. I wish I had stopped being embarrassed a lot sooner.
PriyaIt actually helped.
The photo part sounded ridiculous until I did it. It picked up a pattern across three weeks that I would never have spotted, because who remembers last Tuesday. I walked into my appointment with something to show her instead of a vague guess.
DevWorth it.
I am 68 and nobody in my family has ever talked about this out loud. Nurse Wong talks about it the way you would talk about a sprained ankle. That by itself was worth it.
RosalindFinally.
I came for the jokes and stayed for the part where somebody finally explained the mechanics to me like an adult. The footstool changed my mornings. I am aware of how that sentence sounds.
MarcusGood, and funny.
I travel constantly and everything goes sideways for a few days after every trip. Tracking it showed me the timing was the flights, not the food I kept blaming, which is more or less the opposite of what I had assumed for years.
AishaIt made sense of a bad month.
No nonsense and no upselling. Take the photo, get a plain answer, get on with the day. I did not want a thirty part email course and I did not get one.
TomStraightforward.
My family now knows considerably more about my digestion than I know about theirs. Dinner has changed permanently and it is entirely this app. I used to have five peaceful minutes in there and now I am learning. Five stars. I have told nine people about it.
KimFive stars, would recommend.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where do my photos go?

Your photos are stored securely in your account. No human at Butt Talks ever sees them. They are never used to train any model. Analysis is performed by a third-party AI provider under a no-training agreement. You can delete any log, or your whole account, at any time, and deletion means deletion.

Is this anonymous?

Yes, all user information is fully anonymous. We do not share any of your information. We value privacy!

Is it really $9.99 a month?

You can start free. Butt Talks Plus is $9.99/mo for unlimited AI-analyzed logs, full history, and trends. A 1-on-1 with Nurse Wong is $49.99 for 20 minutes and is booked separately. The community is part of the free plan: download the app, then grab the Discord invite link from inside it.

Is this a real health tool or a joke?

Yes. Butt Talks was built by Nurse Wong, who specialized in butt and poop health for over 40 years. Facing retirement, she created Butt Talks to continue her mission of solving the world's pooping problems, one butt at a time.

When is Android coming?

It's in development. Join the waitlist for early access to the Butt Talks app — we'll only email you once it's ready, nothing else.

Can Butt Talks diagnose me?

No. Butt Talks tracks patterns and flags changes worth mentioning to a clinician — it isn't meant to diagnose you. Please consult a physician about medical issues; don't wait.

The cover of The 10 Poop Commandments by Nurse Wong, RN BSN
Free Guide

The 10 Poop Commandments

Nurse Wong has created the 10 Poop Commandments, a guide about the top 10 most important things when it comes to pooping and overall butt health. Download it for free.

Get The Free Guide

The guide is completely free - this is a Thank You gift to our community!

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Stop Flushing Your Poop Health Report

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